"Who Are You?"

"Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right. "
-V for Vendetta

This is to be a blog - one which answers, in a manner both violent and vitriolic, the stupid questions. It seems appropriate to open with an excellent example of a man soundly demonstrating the foolishness of the question "Who Are You?" in that context.

The premise here is simple - I will answer any question in any form, if I feel it calls for answering. I will close this post with another quote:

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?"
-Scott Adams